Well zee silly American pig-dogs had zer leetle award zhow zee ozther night. I was a leetle disapointed zat zee beautiful Johnny Depp did not zhow up! I really dont zink zee zhow waz worth vatching without hem.
I have to zay congratulationz to zee makerz of zee fantasic Piratez Of Zee Caribbean: Zee Dead Man'z Chest for winning zee Ozcar for zee best vizual effectz. Good job to zem! Everyone lovez a good Pirate ztory!
I must zay, I waz dizipointed zat zee movie waz up for zeveral of zee Ozcarz but only won zee one. What iz a matter with zee American pig dogz who voted?
With zee Academy Awardz behind us now, zhere iz only one zhing left to do now. Zat is to wait for ze next Piratez of Zee Caribbean movie.